received tis email .. no idea wad the aim of it is but nevertheless its hilarious.
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For all my friends:
Poor people always tell me that they are happy and carefree because their water melon heads do not have the ability to think of good ideas. That is why they are so free. That's their only technique to bite back at busy, rich people. Never believe in their dangerous illusion. It will only kill your mind and make you lazy. Separate yourself from these lazy comfortable people. $1million is hard to earn. But $14 isnt easy too. $14 doesnt just grow on a tree for you to take. If you want to hit the light in this lifetime, you must first walk on glass. If not, just quit.
My SI unit is not Pascal, Newton or Joule. My SI unit is just $. Understanding pressure, force and energy does not make my life any better. It is money that makes my life better. I am interested in cash flow more than air flow or energy flow. I am interested in how currency moves in one place more than how electron moves from place to place. I like bank transfer more than heat transfer. With such technological advance, this world seriously needs a lot of engineers. Engineers make our life better, but we do not need to be them. It is like this world seriously needs road sweepers to clean the place, but I do not wish to be them.
You can show off to me that you hold a PHD degree in sweeping the road. You know what is the correct angle to hold the broom in order to sweep the dust off the floor at the most optimal and efficient rate. You know what is the maximum weight of trash a dust pan can endure just by knowing the brand of the dust pan. You even took up a chemistry module called "Molecular structure of recycled material" and thus got a minor in chemistry. For your Final Year Project, you got an A+ because you had created a remote controlled dust bin that moves. But the 'uncle' selling char kway tiao earns more than you. He earns $6k. Then you realise you should just break your broom stick and pick up cooking.
But the answer to the title of my email is: The number of right contacts you have in your handphone is directly proportional to how rich you will become. It is not how much you know. It is who you know. You dont need to know everything. You just need to know who to call. Whether they are "white" contacts or "black" contacts, you seriously need both of them in order to survive in this jungle of organisms. Some of the things I do aint created within a day. I have to walk on glass.
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For all my friends:
Poor people always tell me that they are happy and carefree because their water melon heads do not have the ability to think of good ideas. That is why they are so free. That's their only technique to bite back at busy, rich people. Never believe in their dangerous illusion. It will only kill your mind and make you lazy. Separate yourself from these lazy comfortable people. $1million is hard to earn. But $14 isnt easy too. $14 doesnt just grow on a tree for you to take. If you want to hit the light in this lifetime, you must first walk on glass. If not, just quit.
My SI unit is not Pascal, Newton or Joule. My SI unit is just $. Understanding pressure, force and energy does not make my life any better. It is money that makes my life better. I am interested in cash flow more than air flow or energy flow. I am interested in how currency moves in one place more than how electron moves from place to place. I like bank transfer more than heat transfer. With such technological advance, this world seriously needs a lot of engineers. Engineers make our life better, but we do not need to be them. It is like this world seriously needs road sweepers to clean the place, but I do not wish to be them.
You can show off to me that you hold a PHD degree in sweeping the road. You know what is the correct angle to hold the broom in order to sweep the dust off the floor at the most optimal and efficient rate. You know what is the maximum weight of trash a dust pan can endure just by knowing the brand of the dust pan. You even took up a chemistry module called "Molecular structure of recycled material" and thus got a minor in chemistry. For your Final Year Project, you got an A+ because you had created a remote controlled dust bin that moves. But the 'uncle' selling char kway tiao earns more than you. He earns $6k. Then you realise you should just break your broom stick and pick up cooking.
But the answer to the title of my email is: The number of right contacts you have in your handphone is directly proportional to how rich you will become. It is not how much you know. It is who you know. You dont need to know everything. You just need to know who to call. Whether they are "white" contacts or "black" contacts, you seriously need both of them in order to survive in this jungle of organisms. Some of the things I do aint created within a day. I have to walk on glass.
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