mas dunno wad his name is

with all the news gg around bout tt 'mas dunno how u spell his name' terrorist(from hereforth shall be called terrorist mas), my mother came up with an interesting theory.

1. A police van with mani mani plain clothes policemen came to my neighbour house 1 yr ago and escorted my malay neighbour away

2. A motorcycle recovery vehicle came to tt same neighbour's house 2 days ago n removed 2 motorbikes.

3. Conclusion: my neighbour has links with terrorist mas and the clever policemen are taking the motorbikes to put at some place to attempt to lend n lure terrorist mas out!

4. The taxi driver tt was beaten n killed n left to die 50 m away from his cab with his money intact in has wallet MUST have been killed by terrorist Mas.

5. As such, when i drive, i MUST

a) Lock all windows
b) Lock all doors
c) Make sure no strangers come near my door when i stop @ traffic lights

-_-" & u say singaporeans are lacking in creativity. tis is so creative. or mayb i'm juz living in a false world of safety nets and i'm jus contented to tink i'm safe. whatever