朋友

wad good friends i have since secondary school..
oh man.. i've been wanting to to do tis..

i received thesse durin my sec 2 bday..

This was from wee and cunnin.. pui.. 波波杯。。。

and tis was from kit... hoBzai!

and yeah.. i tink tis was from alice... money toilet paper..

friends.

祝福

不管你们身在何处，祝福你们。。

tiring day..

had a super duper long day..
last paper, econs tis morn.. i tink i definiteli did better den shingkit.. haha.. first time in 6 papers i did until the v last min den i finish.. phew~

After that took cab home and rushed over to IBM space at changi park.. job interview.. muahaha... juz beside expo..confirm near home! $6.50/hr..
i was wondering y a data entry job interview required me to wear long sleeves and pants and nice nice and soso formal.. the department was on the country's General Manager floor.. tts y..

ez interview la.. startin work on monday.. i've been told by them i'll b workin with an all-female team.. haha.. and there'll b another female temp staff joinin me on wednesday.. what do they need a guy for????

Oh..then i went expo to see the comp fair since i was there.. saw jeanette(yah.. tt travis gf.. the model..) as a flower girl for some company.. i mean literalli flower la.. she was wearin flower skirt and had an orchid on top of her ear..not those type of samsung girls with mini mini skirts la..

oh.. anyone wanna watch movie?erm.. guys onli..
http://gomoviedate.com interesting idea.. but i wonder who would take up the offer siah.. i din la.. they gave me pamphlet..


Now at library.. waiting for dear to finish work den go eat dinner and then go down to AHS for the SJAB farewell party for the 2005 grad batch..

no more exams.. but work.. boo

try tis

Stressed? try this, but warning ar.. try at ur own risk.

http://www.winterrowd.com/maze.swf

bday meaning

Your Birthdate: July 27

You are a spiritual soul - a person who tries to find meaning in everything. You spend a good amount of time meditating, trying to figure out life. Helping others is also important to you. You enjoy social activities with that goal. You are very generous and giving. Yet you expect very little in return. Your strength: Getting along with anyone and everyone Your weakness: Needing a good amount of downtime to recharge Your power color: Cobalt blue Your power symbol: Dove Your power month: September

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

长命百岁

昨天与家人到外头吃晚餐的路程中， 在车上听到了客语新闻。

“调查结果显示，聪明的孩子平均寿命比普通孩子来的长。”

- 我一定长命百岁。

wahaha

This came in the mail today..


1. No ICTs for 4 long years.
2. I can still make $200-$400/yr from IPPT
3. No Mobilization for 4 yrs.

yeah.

vulgarities

came across this blog of some ntu guy, and after all the vulgarities from kit, tis is good.

*the following is purely NOT my personality, i'm not vulgar one! purely paraphrasing.

-junwei*
Basic Phrases

Cheebye
Vagina, the most important part of the female anatomy. Most often used as a term of endearment: "Eh Cheebye, wanna grab a bite to eat?"

Lanjiao
Penis, the most important part of the male anatomy. Frequently used to commuicate extreme disbelief or skepticism: "You know the Dean personally? Lanjiao, understand!"

Lampar/Lampah
Testicles, the whole package, sometimes taken to include the Penis as well (see Lampar Ji). Not usually the swearword of choice, it used in a more specific context: "What do you mean by you don't drink alcohol? Are you a man? Bo* Lampar issit."

*Bo means No.

Lampar Ji
Testicles only (see Lampar). To be precise, the sperm-producing glands within the testicular sac that resembles a pair of marbles. Actual size may vary. Example of usage: "When I saw the exam questions, my Lampar Ji shrank."

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Advanced Phrases

Lao Cheebye
Old Vagina, usually refers to an elderly and particularly aggravating personality: "That lecturer didn't even hint at what we should concentrate on for the exams. What a Lao Cheebye."

Sometimes shortened to Lao Bye for ease of usage: "Eh, Lao Bye, do that one more time and I'll cut your Lanjiao off."

Chao Cheebye
Smelly or Stinky Vagina. Used to denote extreme dissatisfaction with one's lot in life: "My job application has just been rejected by *world's largest financial institution*. Chao Cheebye!!!"

Pang Cheebye
Fragrant Vagina. An invention of the author's to offset the general bias towards Stinky Vaginas. Almost never used in everyday conversation.

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Very Advanced Phrases

Kan Ni Nar Bu Chao Cheebye
Fuck your mother's Stinky Vagina. 'Nuff said.

Huh Lampar
Usually said in response to irritating people who keep going "Huh?" to everything you say.

Chui Gong Lanjiao Song
Mouth Speaks and the Penis Feels Good. Used to express the opinion that something is easier said than done: "Are you sure you can forget your ex-girlfriend? Chui Gong Lanjiao Song!"

Lampar Pah Lan*
*Contributed by ~Z~
Testicles hitting the Penis. Denotes a state of helplessness: "That fucking tutor just gave me a C for class participation for arguing with him in class. But what can I do? He's a professor, I'm a student; Lampar Pah Lan."

oh. and i took this from the site as well.


pui.

drawings

I didnt draw them i didn't

Sinner

I'm definitely a sinner.. went shoppin on fri.. ain't i supposed to study physics? wtf? haha

went suntec..
Had dinner at Asian Kitchen in citylink..hm.. never been there before so me and dear decided to makan try try..
a bown of zha jiang mian for me and a bowl of dan dan mian for her.. coupled with 4 xiao long baos.. yummy!


hahaha.. the xiao long bao and zha jiang mian was nice.. but for goodness sake.. whoever goes there..dun even tink of the dandan mian..pui!
haha..

hmm..not too expensive la in the end.. bout $28 total.. can try the food la..
but the waitress damn funny..
imagine a mouse repeatin your order vvv quickly, "onebowlof zhajiangmian,onebowlof dandanmian, 4xiaolongbao, onecupredbeanmilktea.." argh..dunno how to type it out in words!





oh ya.. the red bean milk tea was nice la.. though dear didn't like it.. :>

SUE ME AGAIN!

Ok.. found another southpark
it onli take peanuts brain to know tt is weiquan.. (i din say its cos of the skin colour!)

exams!

one paper down in a few hrs time.. 5 more to go
to the next paper
For those who are gg to take your exams like me.. stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni

:>

funny!

hmm.. was chatting with jeanette juz now..
she was tellin me how her type puncture today!!

haha.. come to tink of it.. they dun teach u how to change tyre when u learning drivin or takin TP.. so how?

1. Walk to the petrol station and ask the car washing people for help.
but den they would tell u.."cannot la.. manager will scold.."

2. So how? U see a taxi driver cleaning his taxi over.. so u go over and ask him for help..

3. Still cannot? Offer $10 for him to help u and teach u.. Problem Solved!

I cant imagine it..confirm funny!