vulgarities

came across this blog of some ntu guy, and after all the vulgarities from kit, tis is good.

*the following is purely NOT my personality, i'm not vulgar one! purely paraphrasing.

-junwei*
Basic Phrases

Cheebye
Vagina, the most important part of the female anatomy. Most often used as a term of endearment: "Eh Cheebye, wanna grab a bite to eat?"

Lanjiao
Penis, the most important part of the male anatomy. Frequently used to commuicate extreme disbelief or skepticism: "You know the Dean personally? Lanjiao, understand!"

Lampar/Lampah
Testicles, the whole package, sometimes taken to include the Penis as well (see Lampar Ji). Not usually the swearword of choice, it used in a more specific context: "What do you mean by you don't drink alcohol? Are you a man? Bo* Lampar issit."

*Bo means No.

Lampar Ji
Testicles only (see Lampar). To be precise, the sperm-producing glands within the testicular sac that resembles a pair of marbles. Actual size may vary. Example of usage: "When I saw the exam questions, my Lampar Ji shrank."

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Advanced Phrases

Lao Cheebye
Old Vagina, usually refers to an elderly and particularly aggravating personality: "That lecturer didn't even hint at what we should concentrate on for the exams. What a Lao Cheebye."

Sometimes shortened to Lao Bye for ease of usage: "Eh, Lao Bye, do that one more time and I'll cut your Lanjiao off."

Chao Cheebye
Smelly or Stinky Vagina. Used to denote extreme dissatisfaction with one's lot in life: "My job application has just been rejected by *world's largest financial institution*. Chao Cheebye!!!"

Pang Cheebye
Fragrant Vagina. An invention of the author's to offset the general bias towards Stinky Vaginas. Almost never used in everyday conversation.

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Very Advanced Phrases

Kan Ni Nar Bu Chao Cheebye
Fuck your mother's Stinky Vagina. 'Nuff said.

Huh Lampar
Usually said in response to irritating people who keep going "Huh?" to everything you say.

Chui Gong Lanjiao Song
Mouth Speaks and the Penis Feels Good. Used to express the opinion that something is easier said than done: "Are you sure you can forget your ex-girlfriend? Chui Gong Lanjiao Song!"

Lampar Pah Lan*
*Contributed by ~Z~
Testicles hitting the Penis. Denotes a state of helplessness: "That fucking tutor just gave me a C for class participation for arguing with him in class. But what can I do? He's a professor, I'm a student; Lampar Pah Lan."

oh. and i took this from the site as well.


pui.