Wad a lao tiko!
24th April 2005
Sigh.. back in camp now doin duty.. though i'm a ORD personnel soon to be! haiz.. and my back/shoulder hurts..
ANyway, i took the train all the way from simei to boon lay to my camp as usual. Encountered this incident on the train. I'm going to expose this LAO TIKO for the poor lady i encountered on the train.
Here's wad happened..
There was this 2 ladies sitting directly opposite me during the train ride. At commonwealth or somewhere there, 1 lady stood up and left. The other lady then went to sleep after her friend left. Awhile later, a man wearing green t-shirt boarded the train and sat down next to her. One look at him tells u he's damn disgusting.. He acts abit like 'Zhihao' in the recent tv8 serial whereby he keeps twitching his face in uncontrollable fashion. Anyway, he sat down. The lady was wearing a white spaghetti which was rather thin with a black bra inside. AND GUESS WAD?!??!?!
The sibei lao tiko kept turning his head to the right evry 30 seconds or so to pretend to scratch his head and then peep or should i say daringly stare at the poor lady's boobs or black bra. It shouldn't juz b stare.. it was more like scrutinizing...
And to think he doesn't even care about other people staring at him..though i think only i noticed as i was sitting directly opposite him and those beside me were a few young malay kids. OUTRAGEOUS! i pity the lady, she din even know her assets were being scutinized..
Thats not the worse! At the adjacent row, there was this rather chiobu sitting there, this sibei lao tiko kept glancing at that direction and jumping up whenever there seems to be a chance where he can go sit beside her.. He's damn despo man! I dun mean to b mean but the lady she was scrutinizing din particular have a great figure or looks u know.. DESPO!
As a final act of savior act, i took this picture..
I caught him while he was finishing one of his multiple peeping endeavours into the unknown.. HEY ! ITS NOT EASY TRYING TO TAKE TIS PIC W/O HIM REALISING IT OK! I DUN HAVE THE SECRET CAMERA KIT ALWAYS BRAGS ABOUT!
Anyway, if my xia was sitting beside him and i noticed it, i tink i would have killed him.. NO! I SWEAR TO GOD! I WILL BASH HIM UP! TEAR HIM TO PIECES! PULL OUT HIS HAIR! FRY HIS EYEBALLS! ok..tt was exaggeration.. it juz shows how bored i am doin duty now.. BUT I WILL STILL BASH HIM UP!
Talking about duty..which brings me back to reality.. Another boring day..another duty day..another wasted day in 2 yrs 2mths.. Another day protected by the young, brave, 2LT Tan Jun Wei to ensure you people reading this is doing it in the comfort and safety of Singapore. I miss my Pink IC.
Sigh.. back in camp now doin duty.. though i'm a ORD personnel soon to be! haiz.. and my back/shoulder hurts..
ANyway, i took the train all the way from simei to boon lay to my camp as usual. Encountered this incident on the train. I'm going to expose this LAO TIKO for the poor lady i encountered on the train.
Here's wad happened..
There was this 2 ladies sitting directly opposite me during the train ride. At commonwealth or somewhere there, 1 lady stood up and left. The other lady then went to sleep after her friend left. Awhile later, a man wearing green t-shirt boarded the train and sat down next to her. One look at him tells u he's damn disgusting.. He acts abit like 'Zhihao' in the recent tv8 serial whereby he keeps twitching his face in uncontrollable fashion. Anyway, he sat down. The lady was wearing a white spaghetti which was rather thin with a black bra inside. AND GUESS WAD?!??!?!
The sibei lao tiko kept turning his head to the right evry 30 seconds or so to pretend to scratch his head and then peep or should i say daringly stare at the poor lady's boobs or black bra. It shouldn't juz b stare.. it was more like scrutinizing...
And to think he doesn't even care about other people staring at him..though i think only i noticed as i was sitting directly opposite him and those beside me were a few young malay kids. OUTRAGEOUS! i pity the lady, she din even know her assets were being scutinized..
Thats not the worse! At the adjacent row, there was this rather chiobu sitting there, this sibei lao tiko kept glancing at that direction and jumping up whenever there seems to be a chance where he can go sit beside her.. He's damn despo man! I dun mean to b mean but the lady she was scrutinizing din particular have a great figure or looks u know.. DESPO!
As a final act of savior act, i took this picture..
I caught him while he was finishing one of his multiple peeping endeavours into the unknown.. HEY ! ITS NOT EASY TRYING TO TAKE TIS PIC W/O HIM REALISING IT OK! I DUN HAVE THE SECRET CAMERA KIT ALWAYS BRAGS ABOUT!
Anyway, if my xia was sitting beside him and i noticed it, i tink i would have killed him.. NO! I SWEAR TO GOD! I WILL BASH HIM UP! TEAR HIM TO PIECES! PULL OUT HIS HAIR! FRY HIS EYEBALLS! ok..tt was exaggeration.. it juz shows how bored i am doin duty now.. BUT I WILL STILL BASH HIM UP!
Talking about duty..which brings me back to reality.. Another boring day..another duty day..another wasted day in 2 yrs 2mths.. Another day protected by the young, brave, 2LT Tan Jun Wei to ensure you people reading this is doing it in the comfort and safety of Singapore. I miss my Pink IC.
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