attn: all engineers

Attn: Chem Engineers, EEE Engineers, Scientists, Aerospace Engineers

did anyone tell u tis?

'Matlab is a powerful tool.'

Repeat:

'Matlab is a powerful tool.'
'Matlab is a bowel full of poo.'

i cant even seem to plot a graph!

4 yrs as an aero student has taught me few valuable lessons including:

- Make reasonable assumptions when u do ur calculations. We students take this sentence to a whole new level.
We make assumptions like:
1) if a designed plane cant turn, juz assume it can.
2) if a designed plane cannot have enough lift to fly, assume its cos of parallax error when u read the requried graphs.
3) assume aesthetics r more impt than performance of a plane. juz make it look nice.

all e other engineers, what say u? wad assumptions hav u all learned?
for e auditors, i dun even wan to know wad assumption u do with e money.

yawn.tired.bored.