BANGKOKKKKK

ok, after god knows how mani donkey mths, monkey days, cowdunk hrs, dogpoo mins & catfood sec, i finally blogged.

BANGKOK is damn damn damn damn cheap siah!! BUY BUY BUY! onli spent like S$400+ buying..

1. 1 x tailor made long sleeve shirt @ $20
2. 1 x real superman polo t-shirt @ $15
3. 1 x checkered shoes @ $35(ok, tis was bought on the 1st day and not much 杀价 was done, stupid me.)
4. 1 x mickey mouse t-shirt @ $5
5. 2 x funny t-shirts @ $5 each
6. 1 x levi's jeans @ $22
7. 2 x 3/4 pants @ $12 each
8. 1 x birkenstock(ok dun tell any1 its fake) @ $8
9. Naraya bags so cheap n nice tt they're not worth saying how much.

Shucks, should hav bought more since i changed $600.

Anyway, we found tis damn cheap & relatively good hotel where apparently was full of Singaporeans. Near Asia hotel & damn near the good places la..

SAMRAN PLACE - <$40/nite



OK.. DAY 1
BUDGET TERMINAL CONFIRM X million times budget lor! 1 storey, juz like a big big big attap house with their zinc plates on top. But it was a new experience la.. haha. Prior to common believe tt tiger airways muz reach earli earli to queue for free seating seat, you can actualli cehck in quite late den when they announce time to board as long as u jump up quickly n queue, you still can get a good seat! haha



BANGKOK TRAFFIC IS ATROCIOUS. no one told us tt paying 60baht more would allow us to go thru smoother traffic on the expressway. PUi. the taxi ride took like 90 mins lor! somemore auntie cross the road slow slow in the middle of nowhere, the taxi driver damn dulan lor, open door and dunno shout wad..

went to SUAN LUM NIGHT MARKET on the 1st ntie after abit of rest @ the hotel.
1st time order thai food, point point show hand damn funny! haha. but cheap n nice la the food.

THE FERRIS WHEEL @ Suan Lum
Me n dear took the ferris wheel ride, 100baht/person, also dunno y we so happening, tink we leg tired decided to find place to rest our legs so went up 3 rounds of the ferris wheel..haha.. but ok la.. experience ma..



But suan lum seriousli is a tourist trap la.. the stuff more expensive than outside, stupid us din know so in e end felt we were abit cheated siah..

2nd Day

CHATUCHAK WKEND MARKET

SHUANG! cheap cheap cheap!!!! buy buy buy!!!! & i tell you pple, the bangkok dogs are sibei sibei cute lor, confirm guarantee chop sign blood fingerprint!


@ nite we decided to 1st go SUKHUMVIT see their night bars area & then go PATPONG night market cum red light district.

We read bout tis place in quite a few books called Cabbages & Condomns whereby the theme of the place is bout safe sex..

It was like located in some small ulu street but gosh, the PLACE IS DAMN NICE CAN...
Food was damn special & nice too siah.. GREAT PLACE, those wanna go BKK, muz TRY! ***** - 5 stars!



CONDOMN MAN

CONDOMN BRA

CONDOMN LADY

CONDOMN FLOWER

Which condomn would u use?



They even gave 2 x free condomns in the end! ohoho

PATPONG - FARKED UP PLACE, -ve *****.
CUnning and unfriendly hawkers, fat ping pong chicks(should call hen, old liao.)
We were like lookin for the thai girl(tiger) show siah, couldn't find the pure juz look one so went up one of those cheat pple bars. KNN(ANGRY!)
"Sir, 100 baht 100 baht tips" *shakes her breast & her butt*(& her round tummy shakes as well.) Seriousli, my dad tummy also smaller!

ILLUSTRATIION DONE BY THE GREAT BEN

in e end, we each spent 450 baht for the show.

Day 3 - MBK, SIAM SQUARE
buy buy buy, wad else can i say? :>
hmm.. saw tis on the way to Siam after bai bai @ the 4 face buddha..
- forget to rotate again.. see closely her mouth & nose holes.. i tink confirm no one vote for her in BKK.

saw tis pic bout breast there.. AHAHA..


Went for cheap cheap sharks fin.. once again.. courtesy of Miss Mabel's recommendation, thanks! $12 for one big bowl of sharkfin and $8 for a bowl of 燕窝. Good value for money la..
the yan wo..

@ nite went for thai massage.. courtesy of Mabel's recommendation.. great place, dear had her nails manicured and pedicured too.. 250 baht for each of us.. yeah!
my pain tolerance muz b good la.. i din make ani noise, there was 1 x man and 1 x lady in the other cubicles who were growning and shouting in pure agony..
SHIOK la.. damn comfie!

Day 4 - Wat Arun, Wat Pho, Grand Palace, Chao Phraya River tour
Took the tourist boat, 100 baht as many rides as we want along the river. Dropped off at their 名胜地s and see see look look take picture..

Wat Arun- the reclining buddha.
BIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIG LOR!

Wat Pho
- oops, i forgot to rotate it.., lazy la..

The Grand Palace - damn big can, 250 baht entrance somemore, walk until damn shaq!


well. they had a serious dress code there and both me & dear din meet it, so they lent us a erm, Sarong? for dear and a long pants for me. Mine was like damn ugli can so i shan't post pics bout it, btu surprisingly, the ladies sarong was quite nice..


The rest of the day was spent again at MBK & Siam Square shopping.

Hmm, muz say thank you to Mabel for her kind help in telling us where to go. She's like damn pro la.. Although she'll probabli nv come by tis blog, but THANK YOU anyway la..