missing those days..

i m e genuine one.

2009-08-20T22:07:00.000+08:00

My gang of lum nuas.

2009-01-29T21:45:00.002+08:00

本说故事，纯属虚构，如有类同，实属巧合 (ya rite.)

one fine day on #8 bout a china tv prog.

qns：说出中国4大名著（名族）
QX： a-mei 族，a-li-shan 族。。。。
ZG：alamak 族。。。

qns：说出中国4大发明
QX：panda，纸肉包，san-lu 牛奶

n yea.. bimbo but i stil love u so. =)

dead

2009-01-18T21:22:00.002+08:00

suddenli everyone's blog has a tinge of 五月天 in it..

last yr's concert is stil deepli etched in my mind...

Aug 29th beckons.

on another note.. my 21st bday present from dear is almost officiali RIP.

My IPOD is dead.

Lum Nua 2008 - 09

2009-01-02T10:25:00.002+08:00

Year-end BBQ.
12 years old Lum-Nua gang.

Happy new year!

happi anni dear..

2008-12-25T22:01:00.004+08:00

my anni present for 2008.
=) a personalized hand-written notebook organizer.

Happi anniversary again dear. Thanks for everything.. =)

28/12/2008

CCO Chiangmai

2008-12-25T20:46:00.010+08:00

Care Corner Orphanage - Chiang Mai
11th-20th Dec 2008

as an intro... on one of e days of pavement building.. whoever tells me buildin a pavement is a piece of cake, i will personalli bash up ur house tiles n u try doin it.

from the very 1st step into the orphanage, the joy of the children was apparent for all to see.
from starting out as mere strangers to dem and not knowin exactli how to handle dem, it ends almost as if they've alw been part of my life.

their sheer joy in juz havin the basics of companionship and love is sth tt commands respect.
In our society where tv, internet plays an impt role in our life, its esp refreshin to spend the 9 days w dem experiencin the basics of life.

some of their experiences in their young 10+ yrs of life surpass wad any of us will ever go thru.
the way they handle demselves say little about their young age. the happiness they find in labour & their responsibilities as a HIV carrier for some is amazing. (even as a carrier, they're more healthy and fit compareed to any of us)

I hope our 9 days made a difference to their lives & they certainli made a difference to mine.

erm, xxx(i forgot his name again) & wirat. wirat comes find me everyday at 2 pm sharp and shows me his hungry stomach for snacks.

she blows a balloon much better and bigger than any of us.

Pim - 6 yrs old. HIV +ve but so clever & vibrant. e 9 of us.

piggy bag joy.

us & e completed pavement we've built.

cam whore taksin and us lyin a gravel. cmon we're as cute as him.

limbo rock, one of e games we organzied for them. they're damn good.

seow & Pim

some of e kids with their face masks which we taught dem during one of e nite activities.

They touched my life, probabli more than i did to theirs.

attn: all engineers

2008-10-02T20:13:00.003+08:00

Attn: Chem Engineers, EEE Engineers, Scientists, Aerospace Engineers

did anyone tell u tis?

'Matlab is a powerful tool.'

Repeat:

'Matlab is a powerful tool.'
'Matlab is a bowel full of poo.'

i cant even seem to plot a graph!

4 yrs as an aero student has taught me few valuable lessons including:

- Make reasonable assumptions when u do ur calculations. We students take this sentence to a whole new level.
We make assumptions like:
1) if a designed plane cant turn, juz assume it can.
2) if a designed plane cannot have enough lift to fly, assume its cos of parallax error when u read the requried graphs.
3) assume aesthetics r more impt than performance of a plane. juz make it look nice.

all e other engineers, what say u? wad assumptions hav u all learned?
for e auditors, i dun even wan to know wad assumption u do with e money.

yawn.tired.bored.

2008-09-15T23:10:00.003+08:00

a msn conversation:

jw - deja-vu - says:
my plane cannot fly

Pw says:
if plane cant fly then add more wing
-------------------------------------------

Pw says:
my nanoparticle cannot dissolve in water
Pw says:
tell me how

jw - deja-vu - says:
make it smaller den nano

DianFang says ????! says:
pw use other solvent

DianFang says ????! says:
increase temp or use bedok reservoir to dissolve loh

------------------------------------------------------------------

DianFang says ????! says:
my supervisor nv gimme owrk, tell me how

jw - deja-vu - says:
my IA company toilet v nice big comfie n cleam n cozy
jw - deja-vu - says:
i bring ds lite inside ploay n sleep

Pw says:
u gt try crunchyroll?

2008-08-31T22:29:00.003+08:00

i need a break. too much of designin planes makes one senile. Imagine being laughed at by ur prof during a presentation cos h
e found it too funny and apologized to us. Gives a new meanin to e term "dig a hole n hide urself in it". not tt it wasn't funny.. hell it was hilarious.. Blaming the funny output on a probably 70 year old man's written textbook not once but twice and then onli realisn we need an increment in our eyesight adjustiment.

meet up w e 4E dude's on fri nite.. prawnin! prawnin makes me sadistic, the sight of the salt marinated prawn stil alive n strugllin on the bbq drill makes me drool. Delicious. fun is an understatement.

2008-08-13T17:45:00.002+08:00

Address at NTU Convocation 2008 by Adrian Tan (author of Teenage Textbook)Life and How to Survive It

I must say thank you to the faculty and staff of the Wee Kim Wee School of Communication and Information for inviting me to give your convocation address. It’s a wonderful honour and a privilege for me to speak here for ten minutes without fear of contradiction, defamation or retaliation. I say this as a Singaporean and more so as a husband.

My wife is a wonderful person and perfect in every way except one. She is the editor of a magazine. She corrects people for a living. She has honed her expert skills over a quarter of a century, mostly by practising at home during conversations between her and me.

On the other hand, I am a litigator. Essentially, I spend my day telling people how wrong they are. I make my living being disagreeable.

Nevertheless, there is perfect harmony in our matrimonial home. That is because when an editor and a litigator have an argument, the one who triumphs is always the wife.

And so I want to start by giving one piece of advice to the men: when you’ve already won her heart, you don’t need to win every argument.

Marriage is considered one milestone of life. Some of you may already be married. Some of you may never be married. Some of you will be married. Some of you will enjoy the experience so much, you will be married many, many times. Good for you.

The next big milestone in your life is today: your graduation. The end of education. You’re done learning.

You’ve probably been told the big lie that “Learning is a lifelong process” and that therefore you will continue studying and taking masters’ degrees and doctorates and professorships and so on. You know the sort of people who tell you that? Teachers. Don’t you think there is some measure of conflict of interest? They are in the business of learning, after all. Where would they be without you? They need you to be repeat customers.

The good news is that they’re wrong.

The bad news is that you don’t need further education because your entire life is over. It is gone. That may come as a shock to some of you. You’re in your teens or early twenties. People may tell you that you will live to be 70, 80, 90 years old. That is your life expectancy.I love that term: life expectancy.

We all understand the term to mean the average life span of a group of people. But I’m here to talk about a bigger idea, which is what you expect from your life.

You may be very happy to know that Singapore is currently ranked as the country with the third highest life expectancy. We are behind Andorra and Japan, and tied with San Marino. It seems quite clear why people in those countries, and ours, live so long. We share one thing in common: our football teams are all hopeless. There’s very little danger of any of our citizens having their pulses raised by watching us play in the World Cup. Spectators are more likely to be lulled into a gentle and restful nap.

Singaporeans have a life expectancy of 81.8 years. Singapore men live to an average of 79.21 years, while Singapore women live more than five years longer, probably to take into account the additional time they need to spend in the bathroom.

So here you are, in your twenties, thinking that you’ll have another 40 years to go. Four decades in which to live long and prosper.

Bad news. Read the papers. There are people dropping dead when they’re 50, 40, 30 years old. Or quite possibly just after finishing their convocation. They would be very disappointed that they didn’t meet their life expectancy.

I’m here to tell you this. Forget about your life expectancy.

After all, it’s calculated based on an average. And you never, ever want to expect being average.

Revisit those expectations. You might be looking forward to working, falling in love, marrying, raising a family. You are told that, as graduates, you should expect to find a job paying so much, where your hours are so much, where your responsibilities are so much.

That is what is expected of you. And if you live up to it, it will be an awful waste.

If you expect that, you will be limiting yourself. You will be living your life according to boundaries set by average people. I have nothing against average people. But no one should aspire to be them. And you don’t need years of education by the best minds in Singapore to prepare you to be average.

What you should prepare for is mess. Life’s a mess. You are not entitled to expect anything from it. Life is not fair. Everything does not balance out in the end. Life happens, and you have no control over it. Good and bad things happen to you day by day, hour by hour, moment by moment. Your degree is a poor armour against fate.

Don’t expect anything. Erase all life expectancies. Just live. Your life is over as of today. At this point in time, you have grown as tall as you will ever be, you are physically the fittest you will ever be in your entire life and you are probably looking the best that you will ever look. This is as good as it gets. It is all downhill from here. Or up. No one knows.

What does this mean for you? It is good that your life is over.

Since your life is over, you are free. Let me tell you the many wonderful things that you can do when you are free.

The most important is this: do not work.

Work is anything that you are compelled to do. By its very nature, it is undesirable.

Work kills. The Japanese have a term “Karoshi”, which means death from overwork. That’s the most dramatic form of how work can kill. But it can also kill you in more subtle ways. If you work, then day by day, bit by bit, your soul is chipped away, disintegrating until there’s nothing left. A rock has been ground into sand and dust.

There’s a common misconception that work is necessary. You will meet people working at miserable jobs. They tell you they are “making a living”. No, they’re not. They’re dying, frittering away their fast-extinguishing lives doing things which are, at best, meaningless and, at worst, harmful.

People will tell you that work ennobles you, that work lends you a certain dignity. Work makes you free. The slogan "Arbeit macht frei" was placed at the entrances to a number of Nazi concentration camps. Utter nonsense.

Do not waste the vast majority of your life doing something you hate so that you can spend the small remainder sliver of your life in modest comfort. You may never reach that end anyway.

Resist the temptation to get a job. Instead, play. Find something you enjoy doing. Do it. Over and over again. You will become good at it for two reasons: you like it, and you do it often. Soon, that will have value in itself.

I like arguing, and I love language. So, I became a litigator. I enjoy it and I would do it for free. If I didn’t do that, I would’ve been in some other type of work that still involved writing fiction – probably a sports journalist.

So what should you do? You will find your own niche. I don’t imagine you will need to look very hard. By this time in your life, you will have a very good idea of what you will want to do. In fact, I’ll go further and say the ideal situation would be that you will not be able to stop yourself pursuing your passions. By this time you should know what your obsessions are. If you enjoy showing off your knowledge and feeling superior, you might become a teacher.

Find that pursuit that will energise you, consume you, become an obsession. Each day, you must rise with a restless enthusiasm. If you don’t, you are working.

Most of you will end up in activities which involve communication. To those of you I have a second message: be wary of the truth. I’m not asking you to speak it, or write it, for there are times when it is dangerous or impossible to do those things. The truth has a great capacity to offend and injure, and you will find that the closer you are to someone, the more care you must take to disguise or even conceal the truth. Often, there is great virtue in being evasive, or equivocating. There is also great skill. Any child can blurt out the truth, without thought to the consequences. It takes great maturity to appreciate the value of silence.

In order to be wary of the truth, you must first know it. That requires great frankness to yourself. Never fool the person in the mirror.

I have told you that your life is over, that you should not work, and that you should avoid telling the truth. I now say this to you: be hated.

It’s not as easy as it sounds. Do you know anyone who hates you? Yet every great figure who has contributed to the human race has been hated, not just by one person, but often by a great many. That hatred is so strong it has caused those great figures to be shunned, abused, murdered and in one famous instance, nailed to a cross.

One does not have to be evil to be hated. In fact, it’s often the case that one is hated precisely because one is trying to do right by one’s own convictions. It is far too easy to be liked, one merely has to be accommodating and hold no strong convictions. Then one will gravitate towards the centre and settle into the average. That cannot be your role. There are a great many bad people in the world, and if you are not offending them, you must be bad yourself. Popularity is a sure sign that you are doing something wrong.

The other side of the coin is this: fall in love.

I didn’t say “be loved”. That requires too much compromise. If one changes one’s looks, personality and values, one can be loved by anyone.

Rather, I exhort you to love another human being. It may seem odd for me to tell you this. You may expect it to happen naturally, without deliberation. That is false. Modern society is anti-love. We’ve taken a microscope to everyone to bring out their flaws and shortcomings. It far easier to find a reason not to love someone, than otherwise. Rejection requires only one reason. Love requires complete acceptance. It is hard work – the only kind of work that I find palatable.

Loving someone has great benefits. There is admiration, learning, attraction and something which, for the want of a better word, we call happiness. In loving someone, we become inspired to better ourselves in every way. We learn the truth worthlessness of material things. We celebrate being human. Loving is good for the soul.

Loving someone is therefore very important, and it is also important to choose the right person. Despite popular culture, love doesn’t happen by chance, at first sight, across a crowded dance floor. It grows slowly, sinking roots first before branching and blossoming. It is not a silly weed, but a mighty tree that weathers every storm.

You will find, that when you have someone to love, that the face is less important than the brain, and the body is less important than the heart.

You will also find that it is no great tragedy if your love is not reciprocated. You are not doing it to be loved back. Its value is to inspire you.

Finally, you will find that there is no half-measure when it comes to loving someone. You either don’t, or you do with every cell in your body, completely and utterly, without reservation or apology. It consumes you, and you are reborn, all the better for it.

Don’t work. Avoid telling the truth. Be hated. Love someone.

You’re going to have a busy life. Thank goodness there’s no life expectancy.

Thank YOU.

2008-07-27T21:36:00.006+08:00

my coco exotic cake. slurps.

no. i wasn't the one taking the photos. ask the lady in brown there. not me.

Cooking Outin! birthday eve was spent with dear.. movie in the mornin followed by a trip to NTUC for grocery shoppin n finalli the star of the show.. COOKIN! a quick search online produced 4 recipes:
a) stir fried pork with green onions
b) chile stir fry cabbage with garlic
c) ABC soup
d) Steam fish

1) Preparation of veges. Chop CHop SLice Slice!

2) Marinating the pork!

3) preparing the fish!

GODDESS in action! There was another photo of her. She refuses to let me post online. if not i tink my skin is gg to hurt. OUCH. (i'm not sayin i dun enjoy it eh. hee) you can ask her for the photo if u wan. Juz dun say i said it.

I'm a genius @ doin tt.

FINAL PRODUCTS! looks goood eh. dun tink we 2 are amateurs. U nv know when the nxt time u eat in a restaurant we might b the cooks. dun bet against it huh.

Thanks dear for the preparations n plannin. Nth beats spendin the day with you involved in everyting n anyting. =)

Timbre 24th Jul 2008

2008-07-27T21:27:00.004+08:00

Celebration @ timbre.

Bday peeps.

n of cos thanks to ms lim kaiqi as the organizer.. cfm can die with the amt of pple involved. heh

OZ photos

2008-07-11T06:52:00.000+08:00

OZ photos - "http://picasaweb.google.com/junwei84"

=)

Armageddon

2008-06-18T02:38:00.002+08:00

This is juz my all time favourite.. keeps me entertained while i cant get to sleep.. =) i love it.

It might not have all the touching scenes to make u tear..
nor does it have all the excitement to hav u grabbing your seat..

but it has everyting.. compelling, touches you enuf and u hav to watch it if u haven done so in the pass 10 years.

on a sidenote.. i wondering how u're sleepin over in phuket now.. missing ya.

=)

2008-06-08T20:32:00.002+08:00

received tis email .. no idea wad the aim of it is but nevertheless its hilarious.
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For all my friends:
Poor people always tell me that they are happy and carefree because their water melon heads do not have the ability to think of good ideas. That is why they are so free. That's their only technique to bite back at busy, rich people. Never believe in their dangerous illusion. It will only kill your mind and make you lazy. Separate yourself from these lazy comfortable people. $1million is hard to earn. But $14 isnt easy too. $14 doesnt just grow on a tree for you to take. If you want to hit the light in this lifetime, you must first walk on glass. If not, just quit.
My SI unit is not Pascal, Newton or Joule. My SI unit is just $. Understanding pressure, force and energy does not make my life any better. It is money that makes my life better. I am interested in cash flow more than air flow or energy flow. I am interested in how currency moves in one place more than how electron moves from place to place. I like bank transfer more than heat transfer. With such technological advance, this world seriously needs a lot of engineers. Engineers make our life better, but we do not need to be them. It is like this world seriously needs road sweepers to clean the place, but I do not wish to be them.
You can show off to me that you hold a PHD degree in sweeping the road. You know what is the correct angle to hold the broom in order to sweep the dust off the floor at the most optimal and efficient rate. You know what is the maximum weight of trash a dust pan can endure just by knowing the brand of the dust pan. You even took up a chemistry module called "Molecular structure of recycled material" and thus got a minor in chemistry. For your Final Year Project, you got an A+ because you had created a remote controlled dust bin that moves. But the 'uncle' selling char kway tiao earns more than you. He earns $6k. Then you realise you should just break your broom stick and pick up cooking.
But the answer to the title of my email is: The number of right contacts you have in your handphone is directly proportional to how rich you will become. It is not how much you know. It is who you know. You dont need to know everything. You just need to know who to call. Whether they are "white" contacts or "black" contacts, you seriously need both of them in order to survive in this jungle of organisms. Some of the things I do aint created within a day. I have to walk on glass.

Define 'OLD' .

2008-05-24T18:39:00.004+08:00

feelin old all of a sudden..

one moment i can b happily blading @ ECP with dear..
but the nxt moment when u read articles tt look 10 years into the future n u tink to urself..
damnit, by then i'm like 35 yrs old? n so mani tings left undone tt shud b done while young.
given e restlessness n almost non-existent energy levels i hav now.. 10 yrs down e road?

oh man. I FEEL OLD.

these 2 pics juz look so vibrant, young, sunny. modern goddess on rollin hot wheels.

on another note, i cant wait for IA to b over.. for all e different reasons..

only for you

2008-04-20T11:30:00.000+08:00

wake up! i;ve cooked breakfast for you! only for u. =)

=)

2008-04-05T00:58:00.001+08:00

i love tt ger tts sleeping peacefulli like a log with an open magazine right beside her at the corner of my bed.

=)

2008-04-04T00:26:00.001+08:00

i m so frustrated rite now i need a place to shout. grr

luck all.

2008-04-01T23:13:00.001+08:00

to all the hardworkin dudes out there.. good luck. hope u graduate ya.

i'll b enjoyin life while u guys mug. dun b jealous.. yea dun be.

good luck.

'duck' chocolate cake

2008-03-25T23:43:00.003+08:00

Met up with Joann @ sushi teh.. thanks for the treat.. N your 'duck' chocolate cake. =)

2008-03-23T17:11:00.003+08:00

sometimes the best way to spend a long wkend is to hav your loved ones lyin beside you and juz have a worry-free trouble-free relaxin day n nite tt seems to go on n go n on..

n not to mention a game of ball with your oldest buddies.

=)

Singapore Flyer on the company.

2008-03-23T17:05:00.002+08:00

630 pm ride is definiteli not e ride you would want to take. too bright.

2008-03-09T21:02:00.005+08:00

Reminiscing - To recollect and tell of past experiences or events

- grabbed from df's blog -

那年我们十七岁

最爱到海边

聊些悲伤的字眼

未来在口袋里面

小胖唱伤心的歌

阿明不停的抽烟

才刚开始的初恋

动不动就说永远

总是以为时间会一直停在那一年夏天

现实让我们不得不做些改变

我们像离开了起点只能用力跑向前

却来不及向青春说再见

那年我们十七岁

爱情是我的一切

朋友就是全世界

不懂什么叫明天

那年我们十七岁

笑那么直接狂野

泪得不知不觉

那是我最美丽的夏天

小黑拿到了学位

瘦子寄来了喜帖

也许我早该知道

永远不变的只有改变

翻开那些旧照片

就好像回到从前

在心里面的里面永远

停在那年的海边

mas dunno wad his name is

2008-03-02T21:42:00.002+08:00

with all the news gg around bout tt 'mas dunno how u spell his name' terrorist(from hereforth shall be called terrorist mas), my mother came up with an interesting theory.

1. A police van with mani mani plain clothes policemen came to my neighbour house 1 yr ago and escorted my malay neighbour away

2. A motorcycle recovery vehicle came to tt same neighbour's house 2 days ago n removed 2 motorbikes.

3. Conclusion: my neighbour has links with terrorist mas and the clever policemen are taking the motorbikes to put at some place to attempt to lend n lure terrorist mas out!

4. The taxi driver tt was beaten n killed n left to die 50 m away from his cab with his money intact in has wallet MUST have been killed by terrorist Mas.

5. As such, when i drive, i MUST

a) Lock all windows
b) Lock all doors
c) Make sure no strangers come near my door when i stop @ traffic lights

-_-" & u say singaporeans are lacking in creativity. tis is so creative. or mayb i'm juz living in a false world of safety nets and i'm jus contented to tink i'm safe. whatever

2008-02-25T22:04:00.001+08:00

- Reminiscing -

- To recollect and tell of past experiences or events. -

亲爱的，那并不是爱情

2008-02-24T16:11:00.000+08:00

教室里那台风琴叮咚叮咚叮咛
像你告白的声音动作一直很轻
微笑看你送完信转身离开的背影
喜欢你字迹清秀的关心

那温热的牛奶瓶在我手中握紧
有你在的地方我总感觉很窝心
日子像旋转木马在脑海里转不停
出现那些你对我好的场景

你说过牵了手就算约定
但亲爱的那并不是爱情
就像来不及许愿的流星
再怎么美丽也只能是曾经

太美的承诺因为太年轻
但亲爱的那并不是爱情
就像是精灵住错了森林
那爱情错的很透明

PS i love you

2008-02-15T00:15:00.002+08:00

you juz have to watch it.. it'll touch u to tears

throughbred spendthrift.

2008-02-03T01:10:00.000+08:00

call me anything u wan.. i admit it.. i'm a shopahlic @ e moment.. heh

I can justify my purchases! Aft weeks of open-holed shoes wearing with rain drenched socks, i had to get a pair of sneakers rite?

I need new clothes for new year! nvm tt its from esprit.

Fine. Unjustifiable. God knows y i did tt. Dun even ask me how much i spent in total. Got discount lei.........

THROUGHBRED SPENDTHRIFT. TEMPORARY(I HOPE) SHOPAHOLIC.

frozen beng.

2008-01-15T21:37:00.000+08:00

u'l freeze to death in shanghai!

Apollo chocolates

2007-12-17T22:48:00.000+08:00

Came across Apollo chocolates in the refrigerator.. damn addictive.. cheap n good.

I juz gobbled all the bars of chocos.. damnit.. heng i managed to go out replace dem with a new packet b4 my mama found out n come n roar me for finishin everyting..

80c for a whole packet of dem.. cheap n good where to find?

missing u

2007-11-25T23:31:00.000+08:00

was juz takin a slow walk home along the park.. cool breeze clear sky & beautiful moonlight. Wondering what's the sky like now over at your side?

missing u..

it came out!

2007-11-22T22:12:00.000+08:00

Sat for an exam today.. pissed. i nv do core paper until whole paper cannot do one.. nv learn b4. nv even seen the details b4.. received tis email.. damn hilarious but damn true..

-extract from an email i received tts cc-ed to the professors of a certain module-

1) Today I had taken the exam paper, AE3002 Flight Mechanics, and I had a shock of my life! The very moment I started to attempt question 1, my whole body started to sweat all the way throughout the paper until 1130am... even in the air-conditioned hall! It was like I had seen a ghost! It was also the first time I had swallowed so much saliva during examination in my life.

2) The questions 3 and 4 were really different from what we had been trained to do. We had been practising with eigenvalues in the tutorials. However, eigenvalues were not tested today. Instead, we were being tested on something else. To be honest, I didn't even know what the questions were asking! How was I supposed to come out with the answers when I didn't even know the questions? Were they supposed to be questions to be answered or questions for us to ask more questions about? It was not that we didn't study, but what we studied didn't actually come out and what we didn't study actually come out!

3) It is like we were being taught to pitch up a canvas tent in our tutorials for the past few months. However, on the day of examination, when we entered the exam hall, we were given cement, spades and drills by our invigilators, and the instruction was "Build a concrete house. - 25 marks"

It is like we were being taught to hunt down rabbits for the past few months. However, on the day of examination, we were being put in a jungle to hunt down wild tigers! A whole new, different monster from level 10! How is that possible? We are all really clever people in Aerospace. But we have to be reasonable. We didn't have enough examples for us to practise with in the first place. The total number of tutorials that we have is only 1-to-6.

It is like fighting off some aggressive tigers in a jungle with only 6 hand-guns!

On top of that, we didn't even have the proper solution answers to some of the 6 tutorials. It is like giving us 6 hand-guns and out of the 6 hand-guns, some of them do not have any bullets inside.

4) Dear Professors, we were all deeply traumised by today paper because we really had studied very hard for it. Please be reasonable in marking our answer scripts.

Regards,

A Nice Girl

sweet wkend

2007-10-22T03:24:00.000+08:00

As u aptly put it, sweet wkend.

have been hearin rave reviews of Aston Specialties.. hot date was on for 20th Oct 07.
Juz a simple stroll through Parkway Parade, a simple lunch, a little window shopping and a simple no fuss dinner at Aston.

Over the years, we've had our share of extravagant dates & at times, differences.
But nothing beats a simple hot date. No fuss, no frills, juz u & me on a lazy Sat aftnn enjoyin little things tgt.
Sweet wkend.

死党

2007-10-06T00:40:00.000+08:00

一群从中学就结交的死党。。

a sec 2 project disc.. was stil in the FLOPPY dynasti then lo..

Budget over style..

2007-09-30T22:30:00.000+08:00

N95, N6500 Classic, or E65?
wanted to buy N95 for quite some time but it stil costs a bomb @ $568..
saw the starhub promo for E65 gg at $88..
N6500 classic gg at $138..

in e end.. budget ruled over style.. E65! after tradin my melting chocolate.. my phone is free!

:> yeah!

gay gay gay

2007-09-15T21:53:00.000+08:00

repeated attempts to block/remove the gay contacts in my msn has proved futile ..

-_-"

random tots..

2007-08-25T20:51:00.000+08:00

there used to be a time when i wanted to become a paramedic..
its so meaningful but i never had the courage/guts to do it..

young, not-knowing what i wan for myself in the future, i definiteli din hav the determination to go on with it..

being older now, this feelin came back to me again.. dunno fr where or fr when, i juz started tinkin bout it again.. but now wiser, u cant help to tink if this offers u the future tt would giv u a stable n secure lifestyle..

its such a meaningful job n i tink it'l provide me with superb satisfaction.. but stability n security? i doubt so..

its so ironic isn't it? seems like i'll nv reali know or be able to do what i wan thru my life..

a quick browse thru the SCDF website did bring my attention to the voluntary fire/fighting and EMS scheme.. i'm seriousli considering.. any takers with me?

http://www.scdf.gov.sg/Community_and_CD_Volunteers/CD_Auxiliary_Unit/index.html

Aniway.. saw this at e wake tt day..

if u can't read it properli.. it reads: 来匆匆，去也冲冲

how apt? it was in e toilet cubicle.. :>

peace

2007-08-23T21:35:00.000+08:00

he was always a cheerful man
interesting & helpful

i was never close to him
but there's stil tis lingering sense of loss

& a deep sense of regret..
don't wait in life..
you never know what would happen at the very next moment in time..

-living in regret-

may it be a new beginning & peace be with you always..

2007-08-20T00:07:00.000+08:00

今天心情感到好累，好无奈，好失落

无头条

2007-08-08T22:47:00.000+08:00

独自一人走在傍晚的乌节路感觉好清爽。清清的微风，茫茫的人潮，令我感到自己好渺小，但同时也让我感到自由自在。或许是耳朵里播放着五月天的歌曲吧。。五月天rox.

i love 五月天。

the sun, the sand & the sea..

2007-08-06T22:03:00.000+08:00

Tioman 2007,2nd - 4th August 07

great sun, great sand, great sea, great friends.. 一切只差你的陪伴.. missed ya there dear..
chill guys.. nxt up dec k..

:>

something different, something new..

2007-07-24T02:26:00.000+08:00

14th July

- blading. sunny weather, cool breeze. we've nv tried blading before tgt unless u consider a little try we had tgt as a class in Sec school.. managed to move in our blades.. its an achievement!

21st July

-lousy rain destroyed our hopes of blading.. roar! we were supposed to master braking! thanks to kp for teachin me but was supposed to teach dear..

28th July

- hope to blade tgt again!

Our aim is to blade all e way the hawker centre one day.. We can do it dear! tink we'll seriousli enjoy blading tgt.. :> to the hawker centre!

a shopper's paradise

2007-07-24T02:20:00.000+08:00

Its abit long after Bkk.. but i guess its stil worth the post..

Enjoyed Bkk.. it might juz b plain old shopping.. but the company was great dear.. totalli enjoyed our time tgt.. :>

Bangkok ... again.

2007-06-22T23:37:00.000+08:00

i dunno how long since i last blogged..
guess it juz becomes a chore as time goes on..

was juz lookin thru my dusty old blog and realised the last entry was when i went BKK a year ago.. and tml i'm gg BKK again!

haha.. so mayb its time i started bloggin in again.. been a tirin few days.. had fun had joy ..

Farewell prof Dan.. u've been great

hope its another great trip tml.. n i dun get caught in a riot.. pray for me.

BANGKOKKKKK

2006-07-20T21:23:00.000+08:00

ok, after god knows how mani donkey mths, monkey days, cowdunk hrs, dogpoo mins & catfood sec, i finally blogged.

BANGKOK is damn damn damn damn cheap siah!! BUY BUY BUY! onli spent like S$400+ buying..

1. 1 x tailor made long sleeve shirt @ $20
2. 1 x real superman polo t-shirt @ $15
3. 1 x checkered shoes @ $35(ok, tis was bought on the 1st day and not much 杀价 was done, stupid me.)
4. 1 x mickey mouse t-shirt @ $5
5. 2 x funny t-shirts @ $5 each
6. 1 x levi's jeans @ $22
7. 2 x 3/4 pants @ $12 each
8. 1 x birkenstock(ok dun tell any1 its fake) @ $8
9. Naraya bags so cheap n nice tt they're not worth saying how much.

Shucks, should hav bought more since i changed $600.

Anyway, we found tis damn cheap & relatively good hotel where apparently was full of Singaporeans. Near Asia hotel & damn near the good places la..

SAMRAN PLACE - <$40/nite

OK.. DAY 1
BUDGET TERMINAL CONFIRM X million times budget lor! 1 storey, juz like a big big big attap house with their zinc plates on top. But it was a new experience la.. haha. Prior to common believe tt tiger airways muz reach earli earli to queue for free seating seat, you can actualli cehck in quite late den when they announce time to board as long as u jump up quickly n queue, you still can get a good seat! haha

BANGKOK TRAFFIC IS ATROCIOUS. no one told us tt paying 60baht more would allow us to go thru smoother traffic on the expressway. PUi. the taxi ride took like 90 mins lor! somemore auntie cross the road slow slow in the middle of nowhere, the taxi driver damn dulan lor, open door and dunno shout wad..

went to SUAN LUM NIGHT MARKET on the 1st ntie after abit of rest @ the hotel.
1st time order thai food, point point show hand damn funny! haha. but cheap n nice la the food.

THE FERRIS WHEEL @ Suan Lum
Me n dear took the ferris wheel ride, 100baht/person, also dunno y we so happening, tink we leg tired decided to find place to rest our legs so went up 3 rounds of the ferris wheel..haha.. but ok la.. experience ma..

But suan lum seriousli is a tourist trap la.. the stuff more expensive than outside, stupid us din know so in e end felt we were abit cheated siah..

2nd Day

CHATUCHAK WKEND MARKET

SHUANG! cheap cheap cheap!!!! buy buy buy!!!! & i tell you pple, the bangkok dogs are sibei sibei cute lor, confirm guarantee chop sign blood fingerprint!

@ nite we decided to 1st go SUKHUMVIT see their night bars area & then go PATPONG night market cum red light district.

We read bout tis place in quite a few books called Cabbages & Condomns whereby the theme of the place is bout safe sex..

It was like located in some small ulu street but gosh, the PLACE IS DAMN NICE CAN...
Food was damn special & nice too siah.. GREAT PLACE, those wanna go BKK, muz TRY! ***** - 5 stars!

CONDOMN MAN

CONDOMN BRA

CONDOMN LADY

CONDOMN FLOWER

Which condomn would u use?

They even gave 2 x free condomns in the end! ohoho

PATPONG - FARKED UP PLACE, -ve *****.
CUnning and unfriendly hawkers, fat ping pong chicks(should call hen, old liao.)
We were like lookin for the thai girl(tiger) show siah, couldn't find the pure juz look one so went up one of those cheat pple bars. KNN(ANGRY!)
"Sir, 100 baht 100 baht tips" *shakes her breast & her butt*(& her round tummy shakes as well.) Seriousli, my dad tummy also smaller!

ILLUSTRATIION DONE BY THE GREAT BEN

in e end, we each spent 450 baht for the show.

Day 3 - MBK, SIAM SQUARE
buy buy buy, wad else can i say? :>
hmm.. saw tis on the way to Siam after bai bai @ the 4 face buddha..
- forget to rotate again.. see closely her mouth & nose holes.. i tink confirm no one vote for her in BKK.

saw tis pic bout breast there.. AHAHA..

Went for cheap cheap sharks fin.. once again.. courtesy of Miss Mabel's recommendation, thanks! $12 for one big bowl of sharkfin and $8 for a bowl of 燕窝. Good value for money la..
the yan wo..

@ nite went for thai massage.. courtesy of Mabel's recommendation.. great place, dear had her nails manicured and pedicured too.. 250 baht for each of us.. yeah!
my pain tolerance muz b good la.. i din make ani noise, there was 1 x man and 1 x lady in the other cubicles who were growning and shouting in pure agony..
SHIOK la.. damn comfie!

Day 4 - Wat Arun, Wat Pho, Grand Palace, Chao Phraya River tour
Took the tourist boat, 100 baht as many rides as we want along the river. Dropped off at their 名胜地s and see see look look take picture..

Wat Arun- the reclining buddha.
BIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIG LOR!

Wat Pho
- oops, i forgot to rotate it.., lazy la..

The Grand Palace - damn big can, 250 baht entrance somemore, walk until damn shaq!

well. they had a serious dress code there and both me & dear din meet it, so they lent us a erm, Sarong? for dear and a long pants for me. Mine was like damn ugli can so i shan't post pics bout it, btu surprisingly, the ladies sarong was quite nice..

The rest of the day was spent again at MBK & Siam Square shopping.

Hmm, muz say thank you to Mabel for her kind help in telling us where to go. She's like damn pro la.. Although she'll probabli nv come by tis blog, but THANK YOU anyway la..

knn.. i had to blog about tis.

2006-03-26T15:31:00.000+08:00

THIS GUY/GIRL/GAY ADDED ME TO HIS/HER/HISHER MSN. I ACCEPTED AND ASK HIM WHO HE/SHE/HESHE WAS..

ALL I GOT WAS A LINK. www.sgboy.com/?enlightenede

PISSED.. TRYIN TO CONCENTRATE ON MY MATHS N I GET TIS RUBBISH.

argh.

2006-02-07T01:21:00.000+08:00

in JC, i nv ever passed my chem. Not to say i did well for e rest, i bareli passed the rest but i PASSED.

Now, i bareli understand the rest. How ez chem becomes all of a sudden. How moronic.

Oh.. n some people are good at dryin clothes. I saw a unit juz now.. his clothes still in those big big washing basket, and he juz put the whole basket of wet clothes out of his window onto the ledge. WOnder if it will reeli dry ? din manage to get a photo. too mani pple around..

yawnz.

歌曲：依然是朋友

2006-01-22T23:56:00.000+08:00

歌曲：依然是朋友
歌手：宇恒专辑：依然是朋友

情人节的前一天,他离开你身边
却剩下你到至今的想念,
那一夜我陪着你,你哭了一整夜
你是否知道我对他一样很想念
直到有一天我和他碰面
在那间我们常去的咖啡店
才知道有些感受
我和他谁都不曾说出口
我们之间隐藏了什么
除了我自己没人懂
可是你,你怎么说
你知道好事不是从此避开我
哦,我一样难过
多希望我们不曾相识过

才知道有些感受
我和他谁都不曾说出口
我们都是最好的朋友
谁会有勇气去开口
不在乎不再难过
我们还有好大好大的借口喔～
故事的最后
我们都不曾失去过什么
我们依然是朋友
噢～

post it note..

2006-01-13T01:43:00.000+08:00

aaahh... came across this nicenice program to use..

ever tot of putting post it notes on ur laptop/computer?
do it on ur desktop?

get the free version here! click me

got newer versoin tt is cooler la but onli can use 30 days.. tis is good enuf,., confirm good to use!

do more good deeds like tis so i wun fall down next time.

back from shoppin

2006-01-04T20:16:00.000+08:00

Had no school today.. wednesday = free day

mum jioed me to go shoppin at robinson/john little cos got sale and she got member card and tt = more sale

So guai of me to go with her!!

but i hav to admit, part or most of me wanted to buy a pair of shoes and e chance to buy it with my mum paying for it was too good a chance to resist.

heh.. so out i went.. yeah.. bought a pair of hush puppy shoe... my leather shoe gg to die liao after IBM work..

i reeli regretted not drivin siah.. my mum told me to drive there but i was quite relectant cos reeli lazy la.. dun wanna concentrate on the road and stuff.. OH MAN.. Y DID I EVER TINK TT WAY!

the rain and the train and the no seat and the tired legs and the shopping bags juz now made me totalli totalli regret it siah..

Regardless, i got a new pair of shoes. Yeah!

new year eve.

2006-01-01T02:49:00.000+08:00

had a eventful driving day..

drove me and dear to ntu to pack my hall..
SUPER DUPER TRIPLE DOUBLE big rain on the way back..

1. practically drove in the rain and i couldn't even see the lane markings on PIE..

2. saw this van did a sharp left turn(and i literalli mean it as a right angle turn) on PIE to change 3 lanes in the rain. Needless to say, *bang* Super big tour bus had to swerve so much left to avoid it. Amazingli, the innocent car that got knocked did the same sharp left turn thru 2 lanes to stop the reckless driver. Judgin by the way he turned and stopped the car, i judged he was pretty pissed.. too bad i couldn;t stay long enuf to see wad happened..

3. If ever u want to drive and park at suntec on new year eve to coutndown at marina, tink again. I admit i'm a prettty reckless driver but the way i had to maneuvre the car to get out of suntec parkin lot and get onto ECP totalli, totalli undermines the word 'reckless'. believe me. it included getting on the kerb too.

4. and if u ever see a bitch driver @ suntec parkin lot, show her the nice finger.

5. But an enjoyable fireworks display at marina. maybe next yr shud park at bugis and walk there better.

aniwae, i was sayin great fireworks at marina and i spent the night with dear, her bro and gf and their mum.. enjoyed myself! happy new yr dear!

oh.. there was this oily sweaty bitch who was so sticky and keep squeezing tt she was practically makin me stick to her and getting dragged by her. Grr.

Happy new year all.. wad a way to start a new yr.

beautiful and breathtakin!

IBM

2006-01-01T02:47:00.000+08:00

aaa.. finshed my IBM work on fri..

it was a great experience..

despite them all being females and me being the onli male in the department, it was great!

met a new friend in cecilia who's studyin 1st yr business in NTU..

Realli.. the department people are damn friendli and nice.. and i reeli enjoyed my work there..

Even received loads of christmas presents from them including $60 worth of adidas goods.. haha..

And even got a Hermes handphone strap as a farewell gift from one of the gers.. i reeli tink they're rich.. damn rich..

Oh well, enjoyed myself there.. look fwd to gg back there to work again during the hols.. AND ITS SO NEAR MY HOUSE! HOHOHO!

christmas eve

2005-12-25T10:07:00.000+08:00

went orchard with dear.
realised tt we shud hav gone there later.
thought we could shop around b4 the nite began..
but all the shops closed @ 6pm.
hungry, ate dinner at pepper lunch @ 530
after dinner, no place to shop, sky still bright, dunno wad to do
walked around walked around walked around..

boo.. no christmas feelin! except for the cold weather la!

aniway, 1st time go pepper lunch eat.. nice! they give u a hotplate with raw meat and raw vege on top.. den u fry urself complete with a cup of drink and a plate of rice.. NICE food!

but the place caters to mainli beef eatin people, people who dun eat beef onli got 2 dishes to choose from.. unfriendli!

shall kbox my way thru christmas later.. meeryy christmas.

2005-12-25T09:12:00.000+08:00

thank you ah beng frm bangkok..

2005-12-22T08:09:00.000+08:00

123

Unity is STrength

2005-12-21T10:30:00.000+08:00

Was walkin to work this morning when i saw this scene..

There was a bird(those black body with yellow beak bird) which had an injured wing which was almost falling off liao..

This cat from some house saw it and went after it with a 'meowwww!meowwwwww! (yUmmyyyy!yummmyyyyy!)

the bird went into a dead alley and the cat pounced with a 'Meeooooowwww!'(I GOT YOUUUUUUU!)

and the bird went 'KaaaarKKkk KarrrrrrKkkk!' (HelpPPPPppPP HElPPpPPPppp!)

suddenly there was a flurry of 'Kaarrkkkarrrrkarrrrrk KarrrkaaaarkKkarrrkkk!' (We're CommmiInnnnnGGGG we're COmmmmmmiIinNNNNNg!)

a swoop of flying black body birds with yellow beaks came swooping down and surrouded the injured bird from the cat.

And then came 'Kaarkaarkarrrk KaarkkArrrk!' (GO AWAY! GO AWAY!)
and a big wu ya came flying down to help.

WOW. EVen birds know unity is strength and protected each other. EVen if they are big bird small bird ugli bird beautiful bird wu ya bird or non-wuya birds.

Oh, of course the cat went away empty handed in the end. Meeeeooooooooooooooooooow( SObbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!)

oh man.. i suck

2005-12-17T00:55:00.000+08:00

was msning .. little evelyn jioed me play msn game.. after 5 games.. this was the closest i got to winning..which was... losing.

5 straight losses.. oh man..

oh man..

2005-12-13T12:51:00.000+08:00

FE1009 17-APR-06 0930 1130
FE1007 19-APR-06 0930 1200
FE1008 24-APR-06 0930 1200
FE1002 27-APR-06 0930 1200
FE1003 02-MAY-06 0930 1200
MB102 04-MAY-06 0930 1130
AE1002 -----Not Applicable-----
FE1071 -----Not Applicable-----

oh man.. 3 wks exam next semester...

Tekong satay

2005-12-12T08:29:00.000+08:00

Since when was Teknog famous for its Satay???????

?

2005-12-11T00:04:00.000+08:00

wad to blog about?

blog about work? dun tink any1 wanna know la.. though i would say workin is IBM SPC is quite enjoyable.. all gers around me but super friendly..

learn from DF and put lyrics aft lyrics? nah..

put wad i do from 6 am to 12 am everyday ? nah..

i tink its dyin liao.. the blog is dyin..

and hols is getting boring.. workin .. dun work also bored!

some1 force me to update the aerie website pls.. i got tons of photos to upload.. and almost 0.00 kb of space left.. i need to clear the storage and downsize the photo b4 uploading.. lazy like hell.. some1 force me to do it b4 i get anymore 'ey, not gg to update anymore mails...' LAZY!

i muz jog!!

2005-12-04T09:02:00.000+08:00

my running route! 2.82 km..

plus 10 chinups and 35 situps!

1 wk muz go 5 times!

force myself.

oh.. went past mdm teo's new house again.. did i tell u all? she's gg to become my neighbour.. juz a 2 mins walk from my house.. she was supposed to move b4 christmas but delay so now b4 new year.. aaa.. next time chinese new year can easily get 1 xtra angbao! hohoho

f***king gay!

2005-12-03T15:50:00.000+08:00

oh man... u mean gays are interested in me?

can u believe it???? F***KING GAY!

TADAH! tt F***King gay. PUI.

oh and he even asked if i was horny and if i got a place.. i shall not post dem.. disgusting.

朋友

2005-11-28T20:47:00.000+08:00

wad good friends i have since secondary school..
oh man.. i've been wanting to to do tis..

i received thesse durin my sec 2 bday..

This was from wee and cunnin.. pui.. 波波杯。。。

and tis was from kit... hoBzai!

and yeah.. i tink tis was from alice... money toilet paper..

friends.

祝福

2005-11-25T23:41:00.000+08:00

不管你们身在何处，祝福你们。。

tiring day..

2005-11-25T17:37:00.000+08:00

had a super duper long day..
last paper, econs tis morn.. i tink i definiteli did better den shingkit.. haha.. first time in 6 papers i did until the v last min den i finish.. phew~

After that took cab home and rushed over to IBM space at changi park.. job interview.. muahaha... juz beside expo..confirm near home! $6.50/hr..
i was wondering y a data entry job interview required me to wear long sleeves and pants and nice nice and soso formal.. the department was on the country's General Manager floor.. tts y..

ez interview la.. startin work on monday.. i've been told by them i'll b workin with an all-female team.. haha.. and there'll b another female temp staff joinin me on wednesday.. what do they need a guy for????

Oh..then i went expo to see the comp fair since i was there.. saw jeanette(yah.. tt travis gf.. the model..) as a flower girl for some company.. i mean literalli flower la.. she was wearin flower skirt and had an orchid on top of her ear..not those type of samsung girls with mini mini skirts la..

oh.. anyone wanna watch movie?erm.. guys onli..
http://gomoviedate.com interesting idea.. but i wonder who would take up the offer siah.. i din la.. they gave me pamphlet..

Now at library.. waiting for dear to finish work den go eat dinner and then go down to AHS for the SJAB farewell party for the 2005 grad batch..

no more exams.. but work.. boo

try tis

2005-11-17T23:38:00.000+08:00

Stressed? try this, but warning ar.. try at ur own risk.

http://www.winterrowd.com/maze.swf

bday meaning

2005-11-17T11:08:00.000+08:00

Your Birthdate: July 27

You are a spiritual soul - a person who tries to find meaning in everything.
You spend a good amount of time meditating, trying to figure out life.
Helping others is also important to you. You enjoy social activities with that goal.
You are very generous and giving. Yet you expect very little in return.

Your strength: Getting along with anyone and everyone

Your weakness: Needing a good amount of downtime to recharge

Your power color: Cobalt blue

Your power symbol: Dove

Your power month: September

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

长命百岁

2005-11-13T21:24:00.000+08:00

昨天与家人到外头吃晚餐的路程中，在车上听到了客语新闻。

“调查结果显示，聪明的孩子平均寿命比普通孩子来的长。”

- 我一定长命百岁。

wahaha

2005-11-13T21:12:00.000+08:00

This came in the mail today..

1. No ICTs for 4 long years.
2. I can still make $200-$400/yr from IPPT
3. No Mobilization for 4 yrs.

yeah.

vulgarities

2005-11-11T20:17:00.000+08:00

came across this blog of some ntu guy, and after all the vulgarities from kit, tis is good.

*the following is purely NOT my personality, i'm not vulgar one! purely paraphrasing.

-junwei*
Basic Phrases

Cheebye
Vagina, the most important part of the female anatomy. Most often used as a term of endearment: "Eh Cheebye, wanna grab a bite to eat?"

Lanjiao
Penis, the most important part of the male anatomy. Frequently used to commuicate extreme disbelief or skepticism: "You know the Dean personally? Lanjiao, understand!"

Lampar/Lampah
Testicles, the whole package, sometimes taken to include the Penis as well (see Lampar Ji). Not usually the swearword of choice, it used in a more specific context: "What do you mean by you don't drink alcohol? Are you a man? Bo* Lampar issit."

*Bo means No.

Lampar Ji
Testicles only (see Lampar). To be precise, the sperm-producing glands within the testicular sac that resembles a pair of marbles. Actual size may vary. Example of usage: "When I saw the exam questions, my Lampar Ji shrank."

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Advanced Phrases

Lao Cheebye
Old Vagina, usually refers to an elderly and particularly aggravating personality: "That lecturer didn't even hint at what we should concentrate on for the exams. What a Lao Cheebye."

Sometimes shortened to Lao Bye for ease of usage: "Eh, Lao Bye, do that one more time and I'll cut your Lanjiao off."

Chao Cheebye
Smelly or Stinky Vagina. Used to denote extreme dissatisfaction with one's lot in life: "My job application has just been rejected by *world's largest financial institution*. Chao Cheebye!!!"

Pang Cheebye
Fragrant Vagina. An invention of the author's to offset the general bias towards Stinky Vaginas. Almost never used in everyday conversation.

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Very Advanced Phrases

Kan Ni Nar Bu Chao Cheebye
Fuck your mother's Stinky Vagina. 'Nuff said.

Huh Lampar
Usually said in response to irritating people who keep going "Huh?" to everything you say.

Chui Gong Lanjiao Song
Mouth Speaks and the Penis Feels Good. Used to express the opinion that something is easier said than done: "Are you sure you can forget your ex-girlfriend? Chui Gong Lanjiao Song!"

Lampar Pah Lan*
*Contributed by ~Z~
Testicles hitting the Penis. Denotes a state of helplessness: "That fucking tutor just gave me a C for class participation for arguing with him in class. But what can I do? He's a professor, I'm a student; Lampar Pah Lan."

oh. and i took this from the site as well.

pui.

drawings

2005-11-09T18:43:00.000+08:00

I didnt draw them i didn't

Sinner

2005-11-06T23:17:00.000+08:00

I'm definitely a sinner.. went shoppin on fri.. ain't i supposed to study physics? wtf? haha

went suntec..
Had dinner at Asian Kitchen in citylink..hm.. never been there before so me and dear decided to makan try try..
a bown of zha jiang mian for me and a bowl of dan dan mian for her.. coupled with 4 xiao long baos.. yummy!

hahaha.. the xiao long bao and zha jiang mian was nice.. but for goodness sake.. whoever goes there..dun even tink of the dandan mian..pui!
haha..

hmm..not too expensive la in the end.. bout $28 total.. can try the food la..
but the waitress damn funny..
imagine a mouse repeatin your order vvv quickly, "onebowlof zhajiangmian,onebowlof dandanmian, 4xiaolongbao, onecupredbeanmilktea.." argh..dunno how to type it out in words!

oh ya.. the red bean milk tea was nice la.. though dear didn't like it.. :>

SUE ME AGAIN!

2005-11-02T23:45:00.000+08:00

Ok.. found another southpark
it onli take peanuts brain to know tt is weiquan.. (i din say its cos of the skin colour!)

exams!

2005-11-01T22:51:00.000+08:00

one paper down in a few hrs time.. 5 more to go
to the next paper
For those who are gg to take your exams like me.. stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni stress si ni

:>

funny!

2005-11-01T22:09:00.000+08:00

hmm.. was chatting with jeanette juz now..
she was tellin me how her type puncture today!!

haha.. come to tink of it.. they dun teach u how to change tyre when u learning drivin or takin TP.. so how?

1. Walk to the petrol station and ask the car washing people for help.
but den they would tell u.."cannot la.. manager will scold.."

2. So how? U see a taxi driver cleaning his taxi over.. so u go over and ask him for help..

3. Still cannot? Offer $10 for him to help u and teach u.. Problem Solved!

I cant imagine it..confirm funny!

me n my frenz.

2005-10-30T23:24:00.000+08:00

me, my frenz, their fantasies and their perceived...

added johnny..
i couldn't get ah bengs one.. but its not aniwehre better den any1 of ours la.. ohw ell..

happy Birthday Dianfang

2005-10-30T23:09:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday Dianfang..

Can i have more donuts? but please check for ah qiang's limbs first..

and yes yes yes, we'll get u a RAV4... door..

cunning cunning cunning

2005-10-25T01:15:00.000+08:00

Today, i got a taste of MR CHUE PHEN WEI as a tutor.

Had my 2nd Material Sci CA today. The 1st CA, the format the tutor set was like this...

He had 4 sets of different papers, each set printed in one colour paper. Then he would give out the papers so noone will have side by side same set of paper.
But then, clever university students like us could always peep fwd and heng heng can find some1 with the same colour paper.

Today, the suddenly become v stupid university students tot he did the same format. So we gleefully peep up peep down peep front peep back and blah blah blah for the same colour paper.

Only when we left the room did we realised the tutor SIBEI CUNNIN!!!! Tis time he secretly created 2 sets of different papers for each colour and nv tell us!!!! so those sway enuf to copy would hav died terribly cos the question was similar but different.

Cunning rite? Bet Phen wei would be as cunning as him if he eventuallys become a tutor. Poor students.

SOUTHPARK

2005-10-25T01:12:00.000+08:00

dont sue me. Pls. go get your own southpark
:>

click here even if u wanna get me sued.

southpark.

2005-10-16T00:09:00.000+08:00

Ok.. fine.. southpark. yawnz..

settlers cafe 2

2005-10-14T00:49:00.000+08:00

Went to settlers cafe again with xia zhirui tracy christopher again today..
THURS confirm cheap!

Ladies nite.. $6 for ladies for as many hrs as u like
guys is $7 for as many hrs

food is $5/plate...

drinks is free flow!

FUN!
the games are damn fun and this time we upgrage liao.. we play advanced games instead of easy games.. tis time muz use brain liao.. not bimbotic games!
haha

Living in Hall

2005-10-14T00:24:00.000+08:00

Living in hall is at times so scary...
Had a friend who went unconscious in her hall for the whole day before they managed to enter her room.. Single room and alone.. i cant imagine the anguish she would be feeling inside the room alone and helples..

Its so scary juz to think about it.. i've seen how anxious and scared people are when they are injured even when there are people helping and treatin them but the tot of being helpless youself and no help frmo others when u juz black out.. i think u muz be tinkin of so many thins in your heart.. its so scary...

but i tink it muz b quite brave to go through such an ordeal and to think she could actually say things to make herself sound like she's ok.. i think tts so brave.

Anyway.. take care ...

fri sat sun

2005-10-02T00:10:00.000+08:00

friday is a tirin day, saturday is an enjoyment day, and 10 mins into sunday, stressed over econs quiz on monday.

FRIDAY
I MUZ B A DAMN NICE GUY TO HELP ZHIRUI OUT.
He study in SMU now, den dunno wad lame module need to organise environment project, so he liased with National Environment Agency(NEA) and organized a Dengue Awareness Amazing Race at some park in Ginza for some 60 pri 3 sch studebts...

He soudned pitiful when he begged me to help him cover FA for it.. but i only relented when he offered to pay for taxi fare there!

Which stupid activity supposed to start at 9 and organizer forces u to meet him at bedok interchange @ 645, not to mention all the rest were late except me and zhirui.
Then u reach e place at 800, help e organizer be ah sum and carry store, then the children are late and it starts @ 10. GRR!

Then supposed to sit there and rot n cover FA den cos lack of manpower and becomes station master cum FAider cum aedes mosquito's eyes(i'll explain later).

But then, i met Bernice, she also kena jioed back by Zhirui to help out.. long time no see my 4E class people except for e few of us who still meet up.. Realised she was studyin History in NUS and then gg to NIE to study 1 more yr to become teacher via MOE scholarship.. 5 yrs wor.. can die neh...

oh.. i brought this aedes around to scare the children... but the children damn jialat la.. they broke his sting .. hoho...

It was confirm damn hot inside la.. the guy took out the suit den he like juz came out from thunderstorm lidat lo..~ jialat~!

Oh well..zhirui refused to pay me! hmprgh! aaaaaaaa...... nvm la.. a good deed done today.. can consider voluntary work la.. makes mee feel good also la.. ohohoh

Went back to NTU to finish up my lab report and waited for dear to finish lesson aft tt.. went to have the ROXY II steamboat again! woohoo~ shiok siah! hahahhahahahha! but we decided to take 14 from clementi.. *ouch* pi ku tong!
ROXY II STEAMBOAT SHIOK LA! and quite cheap too neh!

SATURDAY
today went to teach tuition again la.. she startin her PSLE next wed.. she failed her prelims lo.. 22 for maths???!?!? shit her neh.. she confirm can do one lor.. juz dun wanna concentrate..fustratin! went dear's house juz now to finish up material sci tut but din manage to start studyin econs.. 30% of final score wor.. scared! 20 MCQ.. 1 MCQ 1.5% lei! muz copy! :) Oh we went to watch corpse's bride! hmm..not veri nice lei.. no 高潮 de.. but some parts funny la.. enjoyed my 2 hrs of movie with dear though..hoho! Tampines interchange is startin to bcum food paradise wor..lotsa new foodstalls in basement of TM and CS.. unbelievable...

SUNDAY
oh well.. its 24 mins into sunday now.. sian man.. supposedly studyin econs now.. notice the word supposedly.. oh well..

for those attached..
http://tests.studentcenter.org/jealousytest.php
i got 24% jealousy onli lor.. confirm hard to get jealous wor.. hahahha!

do you have a drivin license?

2005-09-25T08:27:00.000+08:00

click here

CLICK ON THE ABOVE LINK AND CLICK OOPEN IF YOU HAVE A DRIVIN LICENSE.

dun worry la.. not virus, i not so evil..

a many many children day

2005-09-25T08:22:00.000+08:00

I had two encounters with children yesterday, albeit with v different results..

1. Was coming down from my tuition kid's place..
Got this famili of 3 inside the lift with me, mother, little kid, about p6 or sec1 ger. the little kid first started say 'byebye' to me, then his mum told him to say 'hihi', not 'byebye' cos we juz met and not leaving. Then the little ger tugged my hand and then said to me, '哇！你很帅hor.. 你很帅lei..' a stunned me could only juz smile and say orh..

OK, i'm not shuai.. and tt ger was abit retarded one.. but its abit eerie and scary to hear it la though i tink they were juz friendly..

2. Was coming down from the lift from dear's place..
Again, family of 3, mother father and little little ger! this one also said 'byebye' to me and her mother also instructed her to say 'hihi' instead. But she was cute! v cute! this one was friendly! i definitely wan a cute kid next time..

FUN!

2005-09-19T01:28:00.000+08:00

Reached home 45 mins ago.. shaq!
went to settler's cafe(if u dunno, its a cafe where u can play board games and mani mani games la) juz now with dear, tracy, zhirui and christoper.. 4e pple la...

FUN! hahahaha
they realli have alot of games there to play wor.. quite cheap too!
$13.90/person inclusive of 2 hrs of games, 1 set dinner which includes main course, soup, desert and soft drinks..

AND their staff damn friendli la.. haha..

Dear's treat today for bday.. hehe
Dear in her nice mini skirt! ahahaha

us!

STUPID ZHIRUI WAS LATE FOR 45 MINS! but the nice staff there v gd to us.. me dear n christ reached at 650 when i booked at 7.. den waitied for zhirui n tracy to come and by the time they come 745 liao.. den he onli started chargin us from 8 pm onwards till 10 pm.. so nice rite! haha...

GROUP PHOTO!

自恋！

:> fun! muz go again next time.. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! but remember to book b4 u go hor.. we decided to meet up every mth.. hope it happens.. hahaha!

Happy birthday dear

2005-09-18T14:21:00.000+08:00

Its birthday time for dear.. 21st bday... old liao!
ahahahha

WEent out yesterday to hot date with her to celebrate her bday..
Well.. we decided to go for picnic at ECP and then go eat seafood..
ALL THE SCHOOL WORK IS KILLIN US! so we decided to go down onli in the evenin so we got time to study in the aftnn..

We planned to reach there at bout 530.. so we happily took 31 and walk in... we reached the ECP macdonald about 515 den we had a dilema.. BIG BIG DILEMA!

LEFT OR RIGHT? LEFT OR RIGHT? which way was it to the seafood centre?(we wanted to b near the seafood centre so we dun hav to walk far for dinner.

ARGH! we chose right... walk walk walk walk walk walk walk until BTH liao ask a lady where the seafood centre was(we were at BIG SPLASH at tt time) and she told us.." v v far! u walk this way go pass the macdonald and then walk another quite some distance.." PUI PUI PUI! HORLAN HORLAN! demoralised. In the end we went to busstop wait for 401 or cab.. Merz cab came so we took it to seafood centre.. $6 lo! GRR!

Well, by the time we sat down.. 1845. almost can eat dinner le.. btu still we decided to pull out our mat take out our chocos and chips and munch away enjoyin the seabreeze under 2 coconut trees.( we realised we were the onli pple sittin under coconuts.. heng nv drop.)

tts us!

this 2 pics, me n dear each took 1.. WHICH ONE MORE ARTISTIC N CHIO?? confirm is the one i took lor.. u all say which one more chio.. i dun say who take which one 1st..

OUR OWN FIREWORKS!

in the end we went NO SIGNBOARD eat seafood..
BEING INEXPERIENCED, WE SPENT MANI MANI BOMBS THERE LO..
$84 in the end.. we ordered
1. 1 x chilli crab - $30/kg, our crab cost $35
2. 4 x big cereal prawns - $7/100g our prawns cost $24
3. 1 x plate of chili kang kong - $8..

BUT IT WAS DELICIOUS! but we couldn't finish the food lor.. so packet home! haha
NO SIGNBOARD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR!

童年

2005-09-11T01:09:00.000+08:00

Do you remember your 童年?

Do you remember those times u played with the remote controlled toy car?( mainly guys i guess..)

Well.. my father came back from china some time ago on one of his frequent business trips. He came home with a remote-controlled helicopter which seems fun lei.. really can fly one.. (can use to peep at the girl-next-door.. but den.. well.. forget it.)

Well.. he gave me a surprise today. SURPRISE.

Looks fun? only suprising thing about tis is tis.. its 1 metre in length(i'm 1.77 or aroudn there for ur info) oh my gosh.. its so big!!!!

Confirm muz try it out some day.. but i wonder where.. hmm...

F1 racing anyone? hehe

Happy earli Birthday

2005-09-11T01:05:00.000+08:00

Happy birthday darlin..

Went to orchard today.. was supposed to shop for the bags n shoes for dear's interview @ KPMG on tues...

Decided it was time to buy the ipod mini for dear too.. so Off we went to apple..

After god knows how much ponderin again, dear decided upon the Ipod mini 4 GB green. Lo and Behold, OUT OF STOCK.

The info we got was this: THE TODAY LAUNCHED IPOD NANO IS TO REPLACE THE IPOD MINI SO THERE IS NO MUCH STOCK COMING IN FOR IPOD MINI.

Oh well.. but cool.. Ipod Nano is cool.. so here it is..

CHIO CHIO CHIO la.. same price as ipod mini 4 Gb, only bad point is IPOD NANO is 2 GB only at this price... but its coooll.. CHIO LA.

Happy birthday dear. :>

damn paiseh

2005-09-06T21:07:00.000+08:00

oh.. tis is an outdated post..

Sunday..bball in the mornin..
as usual, after the bball session with the usual gang, i'll go buy breakfast and den go to Dear's place to study(slack). Decided to buy economic bee hoon tt day... CANNOT BELIEVE HOW PAISEH TIS CAN BE

I paid $5.60 for the bee hoon.. I went 7-eleven after tt. I crossed the road to walk to qixia's place.

hmm.. wait.. what did i leave out? something's missing...
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SHIT. i left the bee hoon at the store. I can imagine the vendor laughin after i went back to collect and left.

Grr. STudyin makes one blur. CONFIRM

the inspirational cockroach

2005-09-02T02:06:00.000+08:00

I was jus sitting on the toilet bowl in my toilet when i noticed something..

A small cockraoch(from now on called C) was blown off the door when i closed the toilet's slidin door juz now..

C dropped down and became overturned.

C immediately struggled and shifted its 6 legs and body around tryin to turn back again.

C finally gave up and rested...

5 mins later, all of a sudden, C gave a big jerk and hey presto, it had managed to turn itself over.

it juz stoned for another 2 mins before scurrying off again.

Hmm.. wad an inspirational cockrach.
Next time u study study and u damn sian and feel like restin yet dun dare to rest for fear of no time, juz tink of the inspirational cockroach. 休息是为了走更长的路. even the cockroach understands tis, so juz rest and dun study when u dun feel like it.

key key key

2005-08-30T16:21:00.000+08:00

i dun have my room key with me
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i dun have my room key with me
in computer room now...

Muz meet kit to get his.. where are u?

oh my gosh

2005-08-28T20:09:00.000+08:00

this photo was taken in sentosa juz before i ORDed... came across it @ my fren's site..
look @ tt tummy! wah.. wad happened to the OCS body? damn..
haha..

tink its better now liao.. eat less do more work exercise more and study use up fats... pui..

n i juz cant seem to get tanner.. no matter how much sun still as white.. yawnz.

My Posting

2005-08-28T17:51:00.000+08:00

Hmm.. received this letter in the letterbox yesterday.

'On Government Service'
My first thought was .. 'wad the hell??!?? Going to recall me le?'

luckily, tt wasns't the case.. it was my posting orders wor..

Unit: Tuas Defebce Squadron(TDS)
Sub-Units: Charlie Company/ COY HQ
Appoinment: COY 2IC

Stunned.. i was kinda hopin they will lose my name somewhere in the orbat.. but what the hell lor..

Who else received posting orders liao?

tt beautiful card.

2005-08-25T22:37:00.000+08:00

Dear got her Driving license liao.. Yeah! So happy.. she passed on her 1st try.. dun tink juz because auto easier wor.. i tink juz as difficult to pass 1st time.. haha...

but tink the card should be abit funny @ the back.. something like it states that she can only drive cars without the clutch pedal..haha...

aniwae.. dear got 16 pts.. yeah! pass... Congrats!

Are you reading this phenwei? hehe :>

wasted 4 hrs

2005-08-18T10:07:00.000+08:00

STUPID KIT STUPID KIT STUPID KIT!

Kit put my name down as his nominator for Cultural Activities Club Exco Logistic Director.

Little did i know what a scam it was.
No one told me i was supposed to attend a rally.
No one told me it was gg to be 3.5 hrs long.
AND they cheated me to stay throughout the whole rally. !

yawn yawn yawn.

KIT, U BETTER BE ELECTED LOR.. OR I CONFIRM ANGRY!

vote for him, Friday 19th August.
Yawn.

SINGAPORE CAN WIN OLYMPIC GOLD.

2005-08-12T23:49:00.000+08:00

If there was such an event as the 5m and 10m sprint in the olympics, i guarantee u.. chop sign wadeva tt singapore will at least win 2 gold. 1 in the Male competition and 1 in the female competition. How else would you explain for the 'phenomenons' u see everyday in Singapore? Pardon me, they suck.

1. Train reaching Bedok Station.
2. Guy gets up from seat.
3. 老beibei wans to seat down.
4. Door opens.
5. Middle aged man comes in.
6. Sees the seat.
- Distance from the door to the seat: 5 m.
7. The flash runs past me.
8. He got the seat. He as in the middle aged man.

Definitely Gold Medal timing.

1. Train reaching Kembangan Station.
2. Girl gets up from seat.
3. 老beibei wans to seat down.
4. Door opens.
5. Middle aged woman comes in.
6. Sees the seat.
- Distance from the door to the seat: 5 m.
7. The flash v2.0 runs past me.
8. She got the seat. She as in the middle aged woman.

Definely GOld Medal timing.

You see, no matter how much the govt spends on the sports school like the one dianfang's bro is in, its useless la.. Juz take the train everyday and u can spot the people who have potential to win SIngapore a few gold medals. Y bother with table tennis? Juz win all the sprinting championships la.

U call urself a Singaporean when u dunno these?

2005-08-11T23:25:00.000+08:00

Was havin tuition tis evening with my tuition kid.
Damn pissed off lo.. y do they even bother gettin tuition if dey dun wanna do aniting.. Waste of money.. but they're payin me.. so tts their problem as long as i get my cash.

Well.. Vaness(my tuition kid) was showin me a book and askin me alot of questions about SIngapore. Its in the book la.. Free one.. and tells u someting impt tt happened to singapore frmo history on the same date. My birthday(27th July):

"On this day in 1824, this person, the second governor of e straits settlements, was born. He successfully checked the abuse of coolies with the support of chinese and european merchants. This area is named after him." -- Direct extract

U all dunno answer ba? i'm born on the same date as Sir Andrew Clarke. The place was called Clarke Quay.

Anyway.. some other questions. Bet u all dunno the answer.

1. When did Singapore Clock jump from 1159 pm to 1230 am the next day? And which country were they following?

2. What was the original name of Safe superstore and wad purpose did it serve?

3. When and where and what was the 1st air con movie screened in singapore?

4. Which 2 important people in SIngapore was born on the same day but 3 years apart?

Scroll down for the answers.

Answers:
1. Dec 31st 1981 jump to Jan 1st 1982. Followin the footsteps of Malaysia.
2. Nov 15 1973. Safe superstore opened. was originally called SAF Enterprises. Catered only to SAF personnel during the inflation during the oil crisis. 20% cheaper.
3. 1st air con movie screened on 3rd October 1939. "The Four Feathers" screened in Cathay Cinema, Cathay Building.
4. the 1st 2 presidents of Singapore, My Yusof Ishak and Mr Benjamin Henry Sheares, were born on 12 Aug 1910 and 1907 respectively.

another 好饱 day!

2005-08-10T01:27:00.000+08:00

Went to Orchard hotel to have buffet lunch.. I KNOW, again huh.
Mum and Dad had a free 1 nite stay there, so they jioed me n bro n gfs over for lunch. 好饱好饱好饱好饱好饱好饱好饱好饱好饱好饱好饱好饱好饱好饱好饱好饱好饱好饱好饱好饱!

Went up to visit their room. 4-star hotel. Guess wad..
this is the view i had when i sat down on the bed.

Well, behind tt pane is the toilet. If u can see the toilet bowl in the background. and the bathin room.

Tryin to arouse our sexuality huh.. Imagine.. instead of watchin tv while ur mate bathe or do his/her business, u'll b watchin live show. Oh well, let ur imagination run wild. Ok la.. inside the toilet got blind which u can lower if u wan. :>